“Does the President Poop?” by Kristin Markovich and Laura Moore

“Kids, it’s been awhile. Should we try to poop in the potty?!”

“NO!!!!!!”

“The Shit Machine” (or “ShitMo”) by Nkosi Ife Bandele

None of the men in my wife’s family ever changed a diaper. Not one. Not ever.

“Birthday Party at a Pool” by Tamar Jacobs

For how many more years will you host the birthday pool party with the pizza and the cake from the grocery store . . .

“Bedtime Negotiations” by Cherie Parenteau

I have always tried to include three-year-old Gus in the decision-making. For example, we have discussed at length the pros and cons of wearing a snowsuit to bed.

“Mother of the Year” by Susan Pohlman

My son, Matthew, didn’t go through the Terrible Twos until he was three.

“White Trash” by Nkosi Ife Bandele

My family and I are the only historically black Americans living in our New York City apartment building.

“That Time I Almost Lost My Sh*t” by Kimberly Crow

The urge has risen several times to completely flip out at my daughter, who has repeatedly proven the Terrible Twos is an actual phenomenon.

“Acrobat Class” by Tamar Jacobs

Say you signed up for an acrobat class for your six-year-old…